Here, I am avoiding the highly cliched and overrated question 'have you ever been in love', and assuming that you have, so am I avoiding the equally cliched second question 'have you been through a love failure' and assuming that you have or will be soon, and presenting you my 3 minutes 27 seconds rule of love (or rather love failure).
All the books and all the movies got it wrong, you won't fall in love instantaneously. The process is very lengthy and slow and complicated, well in most cases. So many different things have to come together in the right time in the right place. But once that mishap happens, even though you may not feel it first, you end up being with the wrong person at the wrong time and in the wrong place, until it fails.
And it has to fail, there is no other go. Which brings us to my rule. It is a simple rule, "No matter how long it took you to build the relationship, no matter how much you 'think' you love each other, all that's needed is 3 minutes and 37 seconds, or less, for it all to end." Simple rule ain't it? And it is true, the initial conflict that is needed to begin the end takes less than the given time. And after that its all down the hill.
I know some of you are thinking that I am wrong and that you have went past the love phase and reached marriage and your love is still strong. Well, I beg to differ, 'you still have time'. And in your case when it fails you will also have a seriously long battle to prove to the court, who acts like a child who needs a unicorn with golden horn and is not ready to settle with nothing less, that you no longer love each other and needs to split.
Well, just keep this rule in mind when the next opportunity presents itself to you in the form of a smoking hot girl or a hunk.
If you give me the luxury to criticise, well :
ReplyDeletePara 1 - Dear reader, I am writing something different. Better as he puts it, u r going to read the best different piece on love u have come across this month, perhaps. Dont mind, he used Cliche two times just out of obsession.
Para 2 - "all the books and films got it wrong". Dear reader, i am against establishments (i am the rebel, now shut up and read the third para)
Para 3 - I think this dude seriously gotta settle between 3 minute 37 seconds or 3 minute 27 seconds. Whatever the thing is, he is one kewl dude (acting???) who just measured the stuff out exactly.
Para 4 - dear reader, better keep ur attitude in ur backpack, I am the be all and end all in this subject.
last para - take my advice or get f#@*ed (muhahahahahaha, courtesy gabbar singh)
Snippet: 8.5/10 for the language ( What are u looking at, if u r the be all on love, I can be the on this one )
Thank you Mr. Mandharam, I really appreciate your great insights....
ReplyDeleteWtf man!!...I was expecting something logical when I read this 3 min 27 seconds stuff!!( Well, I can imagine the smug on his face with Yes-dumbo-I-fooled-you expression. Priceless)
ReplyDeleteWhat are you?? A pessimist stuffed and pickled with cynicism?